Cafe Manager & Distinguished Server

The vest? Immaculate. The posture? Regal. The service? Flawless. Dapper oversees the café floor like a true gentleman — guiding guests to their seats, smoothing over chaos with charm, and personally delivering drinks when he wants to make an impression. Ever composed, ever observant, Dapper remembers your name, your order, and the exact amount of cream you like. His presence brings calm, class, and just a hint of cinnamon spice.

The Stoic Brewmaster

Quiet. Focused. Unshakable. Alpha isn’t here to chat — he’s here to make the perfect cup. Every pour is precise, every movement intentional. Some say he can hear the difference between a good grind and a great one. When Alpha speaks, it’s with a nod, a tail flick, or the deep aroma of his flawlessly brewed americano.

Flavor Alchemist

Soft-spoken and full of creativity, Cashmere blends flavors like a cozy spellcaster. Their dreamy drinks and seasonal specials often include floral syrups, sparkling toppers, and just a hint of magic. Equal parts mystery and marshmallow fluff, Cashmere is the gentle heart of the café.

Pastry Chef & Sunrise Commander

Dàn’s up before the sun and already elbows-deep in dough. From flaky croissants to oversized cinnamon rolls, every pastry that hits the counter has his early-rising stamp of approval. He’s loud, proud, and bakes like no one’s watching. (But they are. Everyone’s watching. His scones are that good.)

Latte Art Virtuoso

If your latte looks like a masterpiece, Dax probably made it. Bubbly and bright, he draws hearts, scales, pawprints, and entire scenes in foam. Always dancing behind the counter and humming his own theme song. Loves compliments and making people smile — especially with whipped cream.

Caffeine-Fueled Sunshine

Happy, high-energy, and a little bit chaotic, Draakon keeps spirits high and espresso flowing. He loves helping folks find “their drink” — and will happily test ten combos to do it. Cracks puns like eggs and greets every customer like an old friend.

Seasonal Mixologist

A quiet presence with a fiery flair, Saurian designs the seasonal menu like a potion master. Think smoked maple, spiced pear, volcanic vanilla — unique combinations that linger long after the last sip. Speaks in calm riddles and has a mysterious connection with the tea shelf.

Cold Brew Specialist & Cookie Monster

Before his first cup? Pure grumble and growl, but once that caffeine kicks in? Tagg’s all smiles, snorts, and sweet surprises. This thunder-footed cold brew king serves up icy, bold creations with a side of surprise cookies and gentle tail-wags. Loud in the blender, soft in the heart — just don’t talk to him until he’s had his first sip.

Server & Silent Heartthrob

Tall, graceful, and straight-faced, Axel glides between tables with quiet elegance and laser focus. His serious expression and sharp posture might seem intimidating at first — until you catch that rare, bashful smile when someone compliments his service. He’s meticulous, attentive, and often leaves guests wondering, “Was that unicorn blushing?”

Warning: Extended eye contact may cause flustered feelings.

Charmer of the Floor

Smooth as a vanilla oat latte and twice as sweet, Suede knows exactly how to make your day better — with a compliment, a wink, and your order delivered just the way you didn’t know you needed it. He’s a natural host with effortless confidence, perfect posture, and a knack for remembering even the tiniest details. Guests often leave wondering if they just fell for the deer… or the drink.